Friend: Ill be there in 5 minutes are you ready?
when your computer insists that it has urgent updates
relationship tip #78: ‘babe’ and ‘baby’ are cliche and outdated. try a fun new nickname such as ‘lieutenant’ instead
When you’re with two other friends and they’re talking to each other and you’re just there like
when u go out to eat with ur friends and have no money
Not everyone you lose is a loss.